[verse 1]
The day that ole girl said “I do” to you,
Was the same day she moved out on me.
And while I wish you luck and bid her ado,
You did me a favor when you set me free.
[verse 2]
Now that ole gal has got a mean streak,
She’ll break your heart until you weep,
Spend your money until you’re broke,
When you complain a knife at your throat.
Chorus
Well mean ole girls make the best kind of lovers,
They hook every fool down under the covers.
But if you can’t bring her to church on Sunday,
Don’t be a fool and marry her on Monday.
[verse 3]
Other than those few minor issues,
Make sure you have plenty of tissues,
And don’t turn your back in your sleep,
You might end up in Dead Man’s Creek.
[verse 4]
She’s not much for words, or taking a bath,
If you’re not happy with her, blame yourself.
She hates cleaning house and washing clothes,
You’ll spend time after work doing those.
Chorus
Well mean ole girls make the best kind of lovers,
They hook every fool down under the covers.
But if you can’t bring her to church on Sunday,
Don’t be a fool and marry her on Monday.
[verse 5]
She’ll run off your friends, and curse them out,
She has only one volume, and it’s called “Shout”
Her belches and burps are in the Guiness book,
And she curses worse than a pirate ship cook.
[verse 6]
If you take her to town you’re asking for trouble,
She knows every guy from clean to rubble.
She drinks too much and then some more,
Slugging tequila until she hits the floor.
[Chorus]
Well mean ole girls make the best kind of lovers,
They hook every fool down under the covers.
But if you can’t bring her to church on Sunday,
Don’t be a fool and marry her on Monday.
[bridge]
[verse 7]
If you have friends, you won’t have them long,
She’ll either run them off or bring them home.
Maybe your luck will be better than mine,
But if it’s not buddy, you might be doing time.
[Chorus]
Well mean ole girls make the best kind of lovers,
They hook every fool down under the covers.
But if you can’t bring her to church on Sunday,
Don’t be a fool and marry her on Monday.
[outro]
If you can’t bring her to church on Sunday,
Don’t be a fool and marry her on Monday.
Copyright August 12, 2025, by Craig Whitley –All Rights Reserved
