[verse 1]

Wild Turkey and old guitars,

Fast women and faster cars,

Running ninety in a flathead eight,

Swimming nude in a moonlit lake.

[verse 2

Living short-term, killing time,

Life in the fast lane without a dime.

Going straight to hell in a body bag,

Beyond recognition, with no name tag.

[verse 3]

No aim or purpose is my name,

Got no family and got no shame.

Fathers greet me with a gun,

Lockup their daughters so they won’t run.

[chorus]

They call me an animal, they call me a beast,

Unleash the ladies, let them feast.

Spinning wheels and burning gas,

One bad dude – that’s one bad ass!

[verse 4]

Screeching wheels and pushing pedal,

Shifting gears and burning metal.

Speakers blaring Hip Hop beats,

Girls are dancing, offering treats.

[verse 5]

The clock strikes 12, my day begins,

Flashing smiles with cocky grins,

Word is spreading, I’m on the run,

No more boozing and no more fun.

[verse 6]

Girls love a bad boy, that’s what they say,

Gonna find out or cut my stay.

No rhyme or reason explains that rule,

But if you doubt me, you’re a fool.

[chorus]

They call me an animal, they call me a beast,

Unleash the ladies, let them feast.

Spinning wheels and burning gas,

One bad dude – that’s one bad ass!

That’s One Bad Ass!

[verse 7]

Line up girls, if you are bad,

Make me happy, don’t make me sad.

A long hot kiss, and a gentle hug,

Bitten in the heart by a big love bug.

[verse 8]

The county line is just ahead,

The traffic light is flashing red,

Sirens blaring, the cops are gaining,

Clouds above are steadily raining.

[verse 9]

To hell with jail, I shout out loud,

The demons in me are mighty proud,

The train is crossing, just ahead,

In seven seconds, I’ll be dead.

[chorus]

They call me an animal, they call me a beast,

Unleash the ladies, let them feast.

Spinning wheels and burning gas,

One bad dude – that’s one bad ass!