[verse 1]
Wild Turkey and old guitars,
Fast women and faster cars,
Running ninety in a flathead eight,
Swimming nude in a moonlit lake.
[verse 2
Living short-term, killing time,
Life in the fast lane without a dime.
Going straight to hell in a body bag,
Beyond recognition, with no name tag.
[verse 3]
No aim or purpose is my name,
Got no family and got no shame.
Fathers greet me with a gun,
Lockup their daughters so they won’t run.
[chorus]
They call me an animal, they call me a beast,
Unleash the ladies, let them feast.
Spinning wheels and burning gas,
One bad dude – that’s one bad ass!
[verse 4]
Screeching wheels and pushing pedal,
Shifting gears and burning metal.
Speakers blaring Hip Hop beats,
Girls are dancing, offering treats.
[verse 5]
The clock strikes 12, my day begins,
Flashing smiles with cocky grins,
Word is spreading, I’m on the run,
No more boozing and no more fun.
[verse 6]
Girls love a bad boy, that’s what they say,
Gonna find out or cut my stay.
No rhyme or reason explains that rule,
But if you doubt me, you’re a fool.
[chorus]
They call me an animal, they call me a beast,
Unleash the ladies, let them feast.
Spinning wheels and burning gas,
One bad dude – that’s one bad ass!
That’s One Bad Ass!
[verse 7]
Line up girls, if you are bad,
Make me happy, don’t make me sad.
A long hot kiss, and a gentle hug,
Bitten in the heart by a big love bug.
[verse 8]
The county line is just ahead,
The traffic light is flashing red,
Sirens blaring, the cops are gaining,
Clouds above are steadily raining.
[verse 9]
To hell with jail, I shout out loud,
The demons in me are mighty proud,
The train is crossing, just ahead,
In seven seconds, I’ll be dead.
[chorus]
They call me an animal, they call me a beast,
Unleash the ladies, let them feast.
Spinning wheels and burning gas,
One bad dude – that’s one bad ass!
Copyright November 17, 2025, by Stephen Craig Whitley – All Rights Reserved
